so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Dick very happy bro
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