I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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