Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
is it fun? or sober?
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