I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You are the jesus of drinking
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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