i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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