Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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