erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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