I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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