Kiss
Puke
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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