i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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