What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
porn star boner night. come get it.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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