dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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