white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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