Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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