what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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