So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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