Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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