is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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