All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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