im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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