Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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