people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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