Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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