The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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