my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
The best revenge is premature balding
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
