I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Randomize
