love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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