she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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