I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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