At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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