i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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