I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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