belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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