What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Even my vagina gasped.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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