This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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