i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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