That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
