She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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