Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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