I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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