Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
4 words: hood of his car
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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