Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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