you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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