We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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