He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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