he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My dick has a subreddit
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
