Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
