so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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