I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
