Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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