So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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