Will you blow on my dice?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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